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Snakes on a Broom

Posted by rallamajoop on 2006.07.11 at 22:17
I realise Harry Potter has had its share of vehicular snake infestations already by this point, but I haven't seen this particular take done yet and couldn't resist.

Drabble, exactly 100 words.

Snakes on a Broom

"DRACO MALFOY!" McGonagall’s voice came through the loudspeaker. "You are reminded that jinxes, hexes and all other magic are strictly forbidden on the Quiddich field. You are suspended from playing for the for the rest of the school year, and if you do not get that thing off Harry right this very minute, you can expect to have that extended to the rest of your natural life!"

His own broom weaving crazily through the air, Harry found just enough air to squeak, "Could you please loosen up a little?"

"Sorry." Said the snake, obliging. "I’m really not good with heights."


daundelyon at 2006-07-11 15:08 (UTC) (Link)
*dies laughing* I love it! Draco apparently forgot one very crucial detail in choosing his hex. *giggles*
The Good Faery
alstaria at 2006-07-11 17:14 (UTC) (Link)
hehehe..that's awesome! Parseltounge ftw!
lizamanynames at 2007-09-29 08:52 (UTC) (Link)
BWAHAHAHAHAH! Oh, I needed that.
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